Friday, May 15, 2009

TeSt TaggED.Com

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                1. Apakah benda yang paling penting dalam hidup kamu?
iman,duit,awek
           2. Apakah benda akhir yang kamu beli dengan duit sendiri?
cendol pulut dpn masjid hospital
3. Di manakah tempat impian perkahwinan kamu?
insyallah dlm masjid
4. Berapa lama hubungan kamu berkekalan?
sehingga kita maseh mengingati satu sama laen.
5. Adakah anda sedang di lamun cinta?
ya, dgn anak makcik kantin(hahaha)
6. Di mana restoran akhir kamu makan malam?
Restoran mamak d'Naina(mee goreng)
7. Namakan buku terakhir yang kamu beli?
gitar dan lolipop
8. Nama penuh anda?
Megat Amir Hakim b. Megat Shariffudin
9. Kamu lebih senang dengan ayah atau emak?
both
10. Namakan seorang yang kamu ingin jumpa dalam hidup kamu?
rasulullah
11. Sebutkan nama 8 sahabat yang rapat dengan kamu?
afif.fahmi.wan.usaid.
naufal.pakdin.amar.
akmal.
12. Adakah kamu mencuci pakaian sendiri?
ya, sendiri cuci m'gunakan mesin basuh(jgn tolak kemajuan)
13. Tempat yang paling seronok yang kamu ingin pergi?
selain Malaysia kowt
14. Butirkan 5 perkara tentang orang yang tag kamu..
atiqah bt wan muhayudin
kakak kepada kwn aku
agk kedegilan orgnye
mempunyai hati yg sweet(kene puji sket arr coz dye dh tag kter)
15. 8 perkara yang saya gilai..
music
lagu
gambar
photo
filem
movies
buku
baca
16. Pelukan atau ciuman?
Ade lg bestt dak!!
17. 8 buah buku yang paling baru di baca?
gitar dan lolipop
buke teks sejarah
chemist
physic
add math(??)
anak laut
gempak
utopia
18. 8 lagu yang kamu boleh dengar berulang kali?
jason mraz-i'm yours
yuna-dan sebenarnya
yuna-deeper conversation
yuna-rocket
bob marley-dont worry be happy
coldplay-lost
native deen-intention
a7x-dear god
19. mari main TAG 8 orang lain.
akmal
amalia
cn
aiman
wanafar
yaaser
rosyam nor
fasha sandha


#2 Upload your favourite picture of you.




#3 Why do you like that picture?
Because i look like a boy in this picture.Muahaha!

#4 When was the last time you ate pizza?
So Yesterday.

#5 The last song you listened to :
Bye bye beautiful larh~ apa lagi..

#6 What else are you doing beside this ?
Nothing.

People I tag :
1. Megat je uh..kalau tag pun bukannya orang nak buat

Who is number one#1 Do you think you're hot?
Hot! kat dalam kelas.

#2 Upload your favourite picture of you.



#3 Why do you like that picture?
Because i look like a boy in this picture.Muahaha!

#4 When was the last time you ate pizza?
So Yesterday.

#5 The last song you listened to :
Bye bye beautiful larh~ apa lagi..

#6 What else are you doing beside this ?
Nothing.

People I tag :
1. Megat je uh..kalau tag pun bukannya orang nak buat

Who is number one?
- Megat larh =_=

Say something about number 5
-Number 5 spell as f.i.v.e

How about number 4?
- f.o.u.r

Who is number two?
- Atiqah the genius got number 2 in class.

- Megat larh =_=

Say something about number 5
-Number 5 spell as f.i.v.e

How about number 4?
- f.o.u.r

Who is number two?
- Atiqah the genius got number 2 in class.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Susah nk update Doe!!

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assalam..



Aiyark!!ini macam tiap2 kali mau open blog manyak susah o0o0o!!kerana..aku duduk di asrama..hanyak 2 minggu skali boleyh open!!but, i still gratefull coz..i still can open it!!hehehe>>
keep in touch ekk!!


nAk ezam dAh N!e!!!

My first WRITE in english!!

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assalam..



Well, just follow my principle..he said we must write in english no matter what!!rite??i think naa!!coz it make me feel like a jerk!!why??coz my english suck!!yeahh!!but,when i think deeply, i think he rite, coz i must repair my english rite!!if not, until when my english will bad!?heheh(ape aku mrepek nie??)



Ha3..last past week(minggu lepas) before come back to hostel!!warden has warning to cut our hair if we did cut it short!!then, in hostel many budak was botak coz they fear if warden cut they, well, you rite that warden so cruel when cut our hair!!he said he will cut until licin ..peehh!!soo scary!!me??my hair also short but not that short, only short sikit..hehe!!but, when after few day waiting,warden still not checking our hair..untill one day they say, it was a gimik..the warden only want to scare us, then many student upsad coz they hair botak...hahahaha..my hair stil sempoi, so many student was given name botak, when we go to school many student wear songkok to cover their hair that botak>>


Last past week(minggu lpas) also have week anti drug that our school make!!well, also interesting coz my class has take part at explorace,poster, and dikir barat...my class win at the fisrt place with dikir barat!!peehh!!(bangge dlm omputeh ape ek??)then the dikir barat players must perform at the assembly, hahahaha..that time so many thing rosak..believe me!!so shame!!many student laugh!(include me)!!one of the lyric-Leng,leng,leng tergeleng-geleng,
haha!!real2 funny doe!!the explorace, not to bad, and not good..middle-middle, hehehe!!!


well, the result of our first test...er...for me..not to bad...enough to eat laa(cukup2 makan) mean, i must work hard to go on!!if not i will be kick out!!peehh!!


to describe the principle CATS-Cator Avenue Tecnique School (Ahmat Bin Mahmud the principle)so hard laa!!coz he somekind of :-

-Crazy(bkn giler tp giler-giler)
-slumber
-hard head(keras kepale)
-do what like he want
-luv to sound people
-like to kick student from his class
-and others


i have once been kicked by him!!peehh!!my heart feell like a..like a...like a..errr...donno to describe-under 18 d0e-hahaha...coz that night so bising in the class, include me..hehehe..then the principle come in...he said ''why so bising ??'' with the face like want to eat people!!then he asked again'' who the moniter'' then i angkat arr my hand coz i'm the moniter for the class..then he said again''you, go out from my class..i dont want to see your face again coz your do not do responbility as a moniter, go...dont come to my class again''..peeehh!!!then i slowly go out from the class..heheh!!not only me has been kicked..my friend also coz did not come to his class that night..hehehe!!after a week, we come join again his class...heheh!!soo cruel l0rh!!



p/s : feell like omputeh plak when tulih in english!!critics2!!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

One Day in Key ELL!!

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assalam..



Pagi2 lg ibu aku dh kejut bangun suruh bersiap ntok ke kl..aku bangun dh..pastu tdo balek..pastu ayah kejut plak..aku bangun x tdo2 dh..nthen..aku siap2 ar mandi,dressing,mak up,dll...pastu tros gerak nk ke kl dh..all the way ke kl..aku rajin jew..rajin tido..pastu tetibe jew prot memulas wat hal..aku sroh ayah brenti jap kt R&R..aku ade hajat besar..lpas abes sume kejadah aku dh wat..sambung arr balek the journey to the kl..pastu aku sambung keje aku dlm kete..tido..

sampai kt shah alam..pegi amek kakak aku jap kt TPM..pehh layan dowh tempat nie..dkat ngan stadium bukit jalil..kalo ader AF kt situ ar dyeorg bwat..lg satu sbelah TPM plak ade astro amende ntah..yg Tom2 bak wat tu..kt situ ar..David Archuleta p0n penah dtg kt situ gak..mcm2 lg ar kt situ..tujuan gerak kl nie sebenarnyer nk pegi pesta buku...pastu gerak arr ke sane tros tanpe berlengah lg..aha..pesta buku tu kt PWTC dkat ngan the mall...pehh pegi arr makan kt situ layan dowh..walaupun service dye lmbt gile..anyway lpas makan tu plak..gi jejalan di pwtc sambil usha buku2 yg cambest...lpas lame sket usha buku2...kteorg ader jumpe kump. nasyedd inteam o0o0o..gempak gilerr arr..mintak arr aotograf...pehh..kt pwtc tuu jugak.banyak giler aweks cun..mmg dhsyat arr banyak nyer..peehh..goyang iman aku..haha..


sampai waktu ptg plak...waktu nk promote buku ayah aku ttg gaza..sbelum tuu ade show...show dari raja lawak...mat,yan,shem...lg gempak arr..mmg terkejuzz dowhh...dpt jumpe yan dowh..gua pegi dkat2 kt dye..usha dye dlm2,rapat2,jeling2..''mintak autograf kak Yan''peehh...tatau plak dye cun biler dok dkat ekk..mmg terpikat arr..yg shem plak mmg terrer melukis dowh..hebat gak arrr..yg mat plak..aku tatau ape kelebihan dye..tp dye penah masuk tv dan aku mintak autograf gak..peehh..yg paling x thn nyer..aweks2 celcom lawa gilerrr...goyang iman aku lg skali..
xthn dowh...haha...mmg happening gak arr kt pesta buku PWTC nie...lpas dh abes ronda2 kt PWTC..pastu nk balek dh..hantar kakak aku kt TPM tu..pastu balek..sbelum tuu singgha dulu kt R&R sg buluh...makan burger king jap..pastu balek ke epoh ngan perut yg kenyang...=]


Gegambar!!


p/s : banyak lg nk cter..tp tu jew laa yg aku rajin tulih..kritik2

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Kisah Cinta Awang & Jenab..'09

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assalam..

Angin dari sumatera Indonesia tiup bersepoi-sepoi, meredah bangunan JB masuk dalam selat melaka menjejak kota raya KL masuk ke pekan ipoh lalu dpan kedai Ah-Meng wokshop dan masuk skolah menengah Ahmad Idham mengenai muka Awang yg sedang berangan.

"peeeh, Karim ko kentut ekk?".awang.
"Mane de!! ko try tanye Husin tu..senyum sorang2 dari td".karim.
"aku baru teringat jew kt jenab tu tetibe jew ade bau kentut..angin mane ntah bawak laa".awang.
"laa ko x abeh2 lg ngan si jenab tu".karim
"mane dak nye..dye dh laa lawa".awang.

Awang dh lame meminati si Jenab nie. cume cintanye tidak kesampaian lg. tunggu mase. pade waktu yg same Jenab duduk dikelas 4 cerdas manakal Awang duduk di kelas 4 lembab.
jenab nie seorg yg lawa, cantik, cun(same le), dan bertaik lalat di pipi nye. taik lalat nie laa yg menambat hati sebesar lalat awang tu. Jenab nie bersahabat baik dgn sally a.k.a salmah dan zaiton. Jenab nie org yg mudah kasihan, pemalu tetapi tidak mudah ntuk mengakui perasaanya itu.

"jenab 0o jenab..wat pe tu?".sally.
"tgh melukis nie..lukis gambar ayam makan KFC".jenab.
"waaahhh...peeehh...x lawa arr ko lukis".zaiton.
"alaaa..ko dengki apsal?".jenab.
"bkn dengki.jelezz".zaiton.
"nape plak?".jenab.
"ye arr..ayam bleyh plak ko bg KFC..aku x bleyh plak".zaiton.
"KFC boikot...KFC boikot".sally.
"eleeehh..boikot konon..ko mkn gak semalam..ingat aku xtau ko simpan dlm poket ayam KFC yg rendra beli semalm".zaiton.
"hahahahaha".tige3 ketawe bersame.



untuk dijadikan cerita, maka si awang nie telah mengambil kata sepakat untuk meluahkan pada si jenab nie juga. so, di pagi yg indah lg cerah, terang benderang ditambah ngan bunyi kicauan burung bersahutan,berirama, dgn bunyi jualan karipap cik senah "karipap""karipap"..awang sudah bersedia ntuk meluahkan perasaanye kepade sijenab tu..sedie abeh arr..dye dh berlatih camne nk luahkan perasaan dye semalamam,malah dye jugak dh amek klas'Luahkan Isi Hati Anda'..kire abeh ready ar nie.so dye carik2 arr jenab tuu..pastu nmpak arr dkat kantin. ape lg pegi laa awang kt jenab.

"Jenab2. kite ader nk ckp something kt awk nie".awang.
"ye2.nk ckp pe. xnk makan kew, sedap plak hari ni cik senah masak".jenab.
"xnk2. kite nk ckp nie.".awang.
"ye ar2.pe die".jenab.
"jenab..sebenar nye saye suke kt awk laa..i love you.".awang.
"ahh..awaaaaangg...tidak..(cakap xabes lg)


dgn muke pucat mencuke, perit x terkate dan sedih tetibe jew awang blah tanpe ckp pape p0n. nie yg menyebabkan jenab berase pelik dan hairan malah dye juga turut rase bersalah kerana tidak ckap jew yg dye suke kn awang juga..ayat real dye sebenarnye camni "ahh..awaaaaang..tidak..awangg tidak sangka..kiter juga suke kt awak jugak..oh awang...i love you tu" oke2 dh2..nie yg menimbulkan rase syak dan bersalah..

Keesokan harinya, skolah seperti biasa..cume rase bersalah jenab masih lg ade lg malah bertambah bile awang tidak hadir keskolah..td karim bgtau kt husin, pastu husin bgtau kt sally, pastu sally bgtau kt zaiton,pastu zaiton pegi makan laksa cik senah,pastu baru bgtau kt Jenab yg awang x dtg kt skolah..Jenab muleberfikir sejenaka adakah awang bunuh diri sebab jenab lambat respon semalam...jenab muke rase kasihan..dan selepas waktu persekolahan jenab ajak karim,husin,sally,zaiton dan cik senah..ehh2...cik senah dye x ajak..dyeorg nk pegi ke rumah awang ptg tu juga..

Stelah sampai di rumah awang.

"awang3".karim.
"haish..bg salam dulu".sally.
"assalamualaikum..awang2".karim.husin.sally.jenab.zaiton
"waalaikumussalam..nk ape ramai2 nie..raye lmbt lg..skrang baru bln february".mak awang.
"er3..kami sebenarnye nk cari awang nie..makcik leyh tolong panggilkan dak".jenab.
"boleh..awang2...hurmm..dye x dngr kot.ntah lee dye wat pe lame2 kt dlmtoilet tu".mak awang.
"haaaaa..dlm toilet..ntah2..dye bunuh diri kot".jenab.
(sambil membayang keadaan awang pegang pisau dan cucuk perutnyer sendiri)

Tanpe mengendahkan mak awang di pintu rumah awang..jenab meluru masuk ke rumah awang dgn saspen dan cari toilet yg awang ade..jenab carik satu persatu toilet yg ade dlm umah awang(adedue jew toilet dlm umah awangnie) akhirnya jumpa juga toilet yg berkunci..


"awang2...keluar awang..keluar...jgn bunuh diri awang".jenab.
"awang..keluar laaa..kami dtg nie".karim.
"sebenarnye awang...saye x abeh ckp lg haritu..sebenarnye saye p0n suke kt awk awang".jenab.
"awang..tolong laa pikir leklok".zaiton.
"I LOVE YOU".jenab


sume org menangis...takut kehilangan awang...lg2 jenab menangis teresak-esak...tidak lame kemudian.terdengar bunyi flush...pastu pintu terkuak bukak..dan keluar laa awang sambil memgang perutnya..

"jenab ko sayang juga kt aku..aku saket perut jew...tuu yg hari tuu aku blah tros..dh nk terkeluar dh tu..pastu x sempat nk gtau kt awk...esok tu x dtg coz saket perut arr..td aku lame ngah meneran laaa lg satu ayah aku cakap waktu meneran jgn cakap karang lg saket..tu yg aku x jawab td..hehehehe.".awang.
"x gune punye awang..busuk gile taik ko".karim.
"uweeeekk..nk termuntah aku".zaiton.

pastu jenab peluk awang sambil cubit ngan kuat sampai lembam blakang awangg...


FIN.

"Cerpen yg paling menarik dan romantik mengalah kan romeo & juliet"
-Bradd Pit


"Well ending x power..namun punye konflik yg best..salute"
-Steven spielberg

"Best3"
-ketua kg. cempedak

P/S : cinta itu bute tu yg meraba-raba...tp kalau kerana ALLAH kekal selamenye..kritik2.

Monday, March 16, 2009

arrghhh..Pendrive hilang!!

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assalam..


WARNING!!

Bagi yg kaplak pendrive aku.aku akan lumat2 dye ..tumbuk mcm belacan..tambah sket garam secukup rase..pastu boh sket sambal boh..gula..perencah..masuk dalam kuali..boh kunyit lg..goreng sampai hangit..pastu bg kucing aku Bobo makan..padn muke korang!!!


TEnSIon nyer!!
penting tuu pendrive tuu..half of my memorie in there..but it missing..arrgggghh..


LiST DLm PEndrive TeseBUt!!
-gambar2
wahhh...banyak gambar2 best2 dlm tu..geramm nyer..semue gambar kt SMAZ ade dlm tuu
gambar yg mengandungi banyak memori pahit,masin,tawar,masam, dan
manis MANIS??mane nk cari dh..laaaaa..

-Lagu2
sume lagu feveret aku ade dlm uu..all the best nasyeed song ade dlm tuu..banyak lagu yg susah
dpt p0n ader dlm tuu...waaaaaaa

-Video
video bestt p0n ader gak..video huffaz...ade satu video tuu aku wat p0n ader..(video bkn2 xde
ekk)

-Software
softaware yg berlonggok aku curik kt aimbaz p0n ilang..apecer..tidaaakkk software kambeng yg
amek kt isa p0n ader..

-List awek jepun paling cun
niee yg palingg geraaaammm niee...dh banyak dh aku listkan awek jepun 2..siap list movie
yg latest or bestes pon ader dlm tu..



P/S : kt pendrive tuu ader keycchain Cadbury(alaa yg coklat tu)kt situ ader arr tulih no fon
and emel aku...kalo jumpe tlg2 ar bg balek...

REWARD : aku belikan korang kereta LAMBOGHINI, PS4, dan coklat haks..



Tell Me why?? Children of Gaza..'09

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In my dream children sing a song of love for every boy and girl
The sky is blue and fields are green and laughter is the language of the world
Then I wake and all I see is a world full of people in need

Tell me why (why) does it have to be like this?
Tell me why (why) is there something I have missed?
Tell me why (why) cos I don't understand.
When so many need somebody we don't give a helping hand.
Tell me why?

Everyday I ask myself what will I have to do to be a man?
Do I have to stand and fight to prove to everybody who I am?
Is that what my life is for to waste in a world full of war?

Tell me why (why) does it have to be like this?
Tell me why (why) is there something I have missed?
Tell me why (why) cos I don't understand.
When so many need somebody we don't give a helping hand.
Tell me why?

(children) tell me why? (declan) tell me why?
(children) tell me why? (declan) tell me why?
(together) just tell me why, why, why?

Tell me why (why) does it have to be like this?
Tell me why (why) is there something I have missed?
Tell me why (why) cos I don't understand.
When so many need somebody we don't give a helping hand.

Tell me why (why,why,does the tiger run)
Tell me why (why why do we shoot the gun)
Tell me why (why,why do we never learn)
Can someone tell us why we let the forest burn?

(why,why do we say we care)
Tell me why (why,why do we stand and stare)
Tell me why (why,why do the dolphins cry)
Can some one tell us why we let the ocean die ?

(why,why if we're all the same)
tell me why (why,why do we pass the blame)
tell me why (why,why does it never end)
can some one tell us why we cannot just be friends?


P/S : 4 the sake 0f palestine children..pray 2 ALLAh The Most Helpful..